I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I AM VODKA MAN
i need some magic done to my vagina
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
