all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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