everyone is single if you try hard enough
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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