also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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