i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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