If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I pour the whiskey from now on
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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