Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
My ass is underappreciated
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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