does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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