I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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