I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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