So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
