I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
we're making bets on your personal life
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
