let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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