so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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