Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Michael Bay diarrhea
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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