When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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