May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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