Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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