Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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