Your tits are I can't wait for
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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