That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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