Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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