We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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