She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Still dying that you shit outside
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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