Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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