I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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