There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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