This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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