playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
