It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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