Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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