Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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