I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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