i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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