I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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