high people should be assigned attendants
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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