Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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