It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
This toilet bowl is my home.
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