So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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