he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i drank out of a bidet.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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