normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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