Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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