Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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