That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
pray to the hookup gods
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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