you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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