it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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