Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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