i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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