I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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