Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
