it hurts more in the daytime
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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