Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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