Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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