You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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