ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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