before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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