i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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