I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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